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This kinda reminds me of this place where I worked where the sales manager, we'll call him John, started this affair with one of the female sales reps. We'll call her Lisa. Everyone pretended nothing was going on but we all thought John better watch out because he was gonna get it one of these days for harassing her. It turns out, though, Lisa was getting to work his accounts and keep the commission.

One day we all walk in and find out Lisa, the female sales rep, was fired! I was like, "Wow! Why did she get fired?"

Through the grapevine I learned the higher ups were worried that the other sales people might feel harrassed. I was like, "I don't get it, should I feel harassed because I didn't get to have sex with Lisa too? How would anyone even know if I was having sex with her?" I wasn't. I didn't want to. I never even thought about it.

They were like, "No, you idiot, you're supposed to feel harrassed because you couldn't have sex with John, the sales manager!"

I was like, "But I don't want to have sex with him, don't you know I'm straight?" I started to think, maybe, some of my co-workers were gay and they felt harassed because they wanted to have sex with him. Was John, the sales manager, bi? Maybe some of them were having sex with him. I looked around to see if any men had been summarily fired as well. All the men were there.

Once again, "No, you idiot, you are supposed to feel harassed because in return for sex she was getting to work his accounts and keep the commission. You couldn't have had sex with him and so had no access to the accounts."

Then I was like, "Well then I guess Katherine(another sales rep) shouldn't feel harassed? I mean she's pretty hot and she could have sex with him." I thought about sex with her a whole lot.

Again, "You moron, she is supposed to feel doubly harassed because she could have had sex with him but didn't get to." I thought, maybe this was her chance. Why couldn't I be the sales manager right now?

"So, I am supposed to feel harassed because I couldn't, theoretically, have sex with John; and Katherine is supposed to feel harassed because she could have had sex with him?"

"That's right." All these nuances were making my head spin. Later, Katherine got all of Lisa's accounts.

one must think off a subject as a sphere, not a straight line. then look at it from as many angles as one is able. the more angles to the view the more acccurate the picture and greater the understanding. in this respect, the more nuances one is aware of the better the conclusion.(just maybe Lisa was using her assets to force preferential treatment from her boss? the permutations to this scenario are legion..) maybe it was innocent atraction but had unintended or unfair results. i suppose this why we should go through life with our eyes and minds as open as posable. if we do not, we may miss much of the truth.

still smiling at this A.B. I think ones age or experiances has alot to do with if one thinks it's funny.

Yeah, I've seen too many dry, stupid "training videos" not to enjoy the completely over-the-top dialogue, and the hammy acting is perfect! Though I could see how it not everyone would be amused. You know, the squares :>)

after watching this for the umteenth time, i wonder if i have a case for reckless endangermment as it causes me to choke with laughter every time. lol lol lolol...i am not laughing at the topic, rather the video...i can't help it! sorry to waste anyones time, but (chuckle,chuckle) no corners on me :>)

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