Some Appropriate "Overheard in New York"
Overheard in New York: The Voice of the City
Teen girl: Girl, you look cute pregnant! You should stay pregnant!
--2 train
Woman on cell: All right, I'm at her sperm donor's barbershop now so I'll have to call you back.
--Boerum Hill
Skater woman: I haven't been here either. I had a baby...then I got divorced and now I can skate again!--The Roxy, West 18th Street
Girl: If a baby can come out of it, a king dong can go in it!--Union Square
Guy on cell: You're not getting pregnant; you're sterile!--41st & 3rd
Girl: Look at them laughin' at my pregnant self!--F train
Chick on cell: Um, I don't really think that means your water broke.--77th & Lexington