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Every place I appear to speak, someone asks me the same question: "Have you had the Olsen twins in your class?"
Seriously. Tenured professors ask me. Graduate students ask me. Librarians ask me. Cab drivers ask me. My mother-in-law asks me.
For the record, no. Neither twin has ever taken my course. I have seen them out and about. But who in my neighborhood hasn't?
For the past few days there has been a strong rumor 'round these parts that Mary-Kate is dropping out of NYU. So as a public service I am happy to report that she will be with us for some more time.
Therefore, I do not expect the question to go away any time soon either. That is all.