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Who is to blame for the Priestly molestations?

According to Sen. Rick Santorum, I am responsible:

It is startling that those in the media and academia appear most disturbed by this aberrant behavior, since they have zealously promoted moral relativism by sanctioning "private" moral matters such as alternative lifestyles. Priests, like all of us, are affected by culture. When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm.

Hmmm. Actually, now that I think about it, Melissa is much more responsible for all the pain and suffering than I am. After all, she is from Boston.

On behalf of my family of liberal professors, I apologize for all the harm we have caused.

I am sure the new pope will jump to defend and forgive us. He's that kind of guy.

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