Cat Based versus Conventional Alarm Clocks
Cat Based Alarm Clock will not fail to wake you in the morning, even if the electricity has gone out. Cat Based Alarm Clock may wake you several times during the night as well.
Cat Based Alarm Clock is warm and furry, and emits gently purring noise. Cat Based Alarm Clock completely relentless, and lacks a snooze button.
Cat Based Alarm Clock environmentally friendly, excepting the small catachable creature portion of the environment, to which he is fatal. Cat Based Alarm Clock ultimately biodegradable, but has tendency to create massive toxic waste Superfund-style clean up sites in the litter box.
Cat Based Alarm Clock has fishy breath, which will remind you of the importance of good oral hygiene. Cat Based Alarm Clock never brushes teeth, and will yawn in your face at every opportunity.
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