It Would Be Funnier If It Was Satire
From The American Street, photos via this site:
"Head’s up, everyone! We Minnesotans, usually paragons of sensibility and progressive pragmatism, have a state legislator with national ambitions for you to keep an eye on. I moved from Pennsylvania shortly after Rick Santorum was elected, and this woman reminds me so much of Santorum that I dread a repeat. She’s anti-gay marriage, anti-evolution, and anti-abortion rights, and her latest crusade is to join with David Horowitz to strangle academic freedom.
"She’s a paragon of the dominant Lunatic Wing of the Republican Party. Not a nice lady at all. You may be wondering what this creature looks like, so that you’ll be better able to avoid her. [She’s the brown head on the left, skulking in the bushes in the top photo, and in the center in the second photo. She is not typically a "centrist"...]
"She’s on a fact-finding mission. We had a GLBT rally in St. Paul on Friday, and our courageous state senator, who is bent on protecting our liberty by restricting what consenting adults are allowed to do in private, had to see what them queers were up to. She was caught on camera monitoring a public rally, with a bodyguard to protect her (bald cranium, on the right). Unfortunately for their efforts, a photographer happened to notice the Republicans skulking in the shrubbery, and flushed them out—they had to flee to safety before the gay people noticed them and started looking at them with their gay eyes, exposing them to deadly gaydiation. Oh, the indignities the Minnesota Taliban must suffer in order to bring us salvation!"
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