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Thanks to Sadly, No, today we learn about about an eBay user who tends to leave peculiar, sometimes random "feedback" responses regarding the buyers and sellers he transacts with, such as:

# Payment received within 3 hours via delivery monkey. Monkey wanted a tip though.
# fast shipment, I will use this new camera lens to set ants on fire!
# Paid quick! Please don't use this mp3 player to steal from the RIAA!
# Once left, I cannot edit or retract this feedback. So thank you for paying me.
# This guy's fast payment saved my marriage.
# This guy paid me with PayPal and my shoes fell off. I'm sad, yet happy. Wow.
# Item arrived so fast that my head spun. I am in the hospital now. Thanks Jenny.
# This book had a lot of words in it. I read almost all of them.
# Nothing says "I love you" like pirate Lego men!
# I now know exactly how to win friends and influence people. THANK YOU!
# You wacky British people, always buying things from me!
# No words to describe buyer. They should've sent a poet. So beautiful.
# Hope you don't mind the bits of porn I spliced in, Tyler Durden style.
# Does your Ebay name refer to a long-stemmed ceremonial tobacco pipe?
# Don't let the hat fool you, man, the Pope's a crazy farker!
# You bought a Socket Rocket from me. Doesn't that sound pornographic?
# Man oh man oh man oh man oh man! MAN! You know what I mean?
#I'm leaving you positive feedback so you better leave some for me too or else.
# 9 out of 10 doctors recommend products that they're paid to recommend.
# Good buyer, if you like buyers like that. I'm not saying I do. But he's good.
# Isn't it weird how sometimes you forget to put on your shoes when you wake up?
# Seller paid me so fast that I question his sanity.
# The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine, do it with some style.