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You may ask, "Catherine, why is Jagr the most selfish player in the NHL?" Despite his size (6' 3" and 245 lbs.), sweet hands, and awesome ability to grow one of the greatest mullets in hockey history, he's nothing but a big 'ol baby who whines about everything, can't seem to distinguish between incidental contact and an actual blow, refuses to play through the slightest discomfort, and hurts his team and the team's fans with his selfish, weenie play.

Oh yeah, and if assists didn't count in a player's point totals, he would never pass.

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