GQ's Man Of The Year
Seriously. I guess this is an improvement over 1975 when Time named "American Women" Man of the Year, though the accompanying text is a gagfest: "She may be Man of the Year, but Aniston shows she's all woman by posing topless on the cover and in some of the photos inside the magazine. She discreetly shows nothing." Yes, I'm a little curious about how she can simultaneously be "topless" and "show[ing] nothing" but not enough to buy the magazine.