FBI Shooting Range, NFL players, Lots of Booze: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Here's a sentence you don't see on ESPN everyday:
The FBI is opening an internal investigation into the fight between Chicago Bears offensive linemen Olin Kreutz and Fred Miller at its shooting range in the Chicago area, Special Agent Richard Kolko said Wednesday.
This intro leaves out the fact that there was a lot of alcohol involved too, but that shows up later in the article. Surprisingly, the fight resulted in only 13 stitches and one broken jaw. When I read that opening, I was imagining some serious John Woo, Hard Boiled-era action.