I predict it will be Scooter Libby
Apparently President Bush will announce his next pick for Supreme Court justice on Monday.
I think Justice Libby has a nice ring to it, and frankly, he's already won my vote as "Best Alleged Perjurer Ever!"
Most importantly, he's one justice who won't let little things like laws get in the way of destroying our nation's enemies, including those who have cleverly concealed their identities by working to safeguard our national security. And if Roe vs. Wade is going to be overturned, along with all those pesky Fourth Amendment protections, I want to see the opinions written in this type of prose:
"You went to jail in the summer. It is fall now. You will have stories to cover -- Iraqi elections and suicide bombers, biological threats and the Iranian nuclear program. Out West, where you vacation, the aspens will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because their roots connect them. Come back to work -- and life.
Scooter, you've won my heart -- and my support. I mean, Justice Scooter. Come back to work -- at the Supreme Court.