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The Top 14 Stories in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bible

14> David takes out the giant with a week-old, hard-as-a-rock
meatball.

13> The third seal is broken and the Antipasta lets loose the
Four Hors D'oeuvres of the Apocalypse.

12> As the Flying Spaghetti Monster lies dead in the refrigerated
tomb, the giant cheese wheel is mysteriously rolled away from
the opening. Three days later, his leftovers are reheated
again, and behold! He is delicious!

11> At the first Nativity, the Three Wise Guys bring gifts of
tomato, garlic and onion.

10> The Flying Spaghetti Monster causes the Israelites to wander
for 40 years through the dessert.

9> From the mountain, Moses brings down the Ten Condiments.

8> Lot's wife turns back, and is transformed into a pillar of
parmesan.

7> Noah builds a zucchini ark, then sets out to find two of
every type of pasta.

6> The parting of the Red Sauce.

5> Moses wanders in the desert for 40 years, earning the
reputation of worst pizza-delivery guy EVER.

4> The angel Gabriel announces the coming birth of the savior
to a bottle of extra virgin olive oil.

3> Pontius Pilate orders the Flying Spaghetti Monster thrown
against a wall to see if he sticks.

2> Adam and Eve order the apple pie and are kicked out of the
Olive Garden.

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Story in
the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bible...

1> At the last spaghetti supper, His Holy Noodleness is
betrayed by disciple Atkins Lowcarbiot.

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